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Strolls in late to class with Croissan’wich
Looks at teacher
‘Suup
Teacher eats Croissan’wich
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[throws fries at potato harvest]
“Go. You’re free now.”
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IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE
-Guy who’s flame grilling a Whopper, probably
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“When did you know it was true love?”
“As soon as I saw the onion rings, I knew.”
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Dating fries…
Pro: they’re great listeners.
Con: You look like you’re talking to yourself.
Worth it.
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Roses are Whoppers
Violets are Whoppers
Never try to write poetry when you’re hungry.
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Let’s roll to BK.
*lays down on floor*
*rolls out the door*
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Selfie tip: be onion rings.
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Kid: Dad, can you hand me my Whopper, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Kid: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
*throws napkins*
# dadjokes
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[please enter password]
ilovewhoppers
[password must contain one side item]
iloveonionrings
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Girl: I don’t think we can see each other any more.
*boyfriend covered in pile of chicken fries*
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Take her to BK or lose her forever.
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*doesn’t know anything about basketball*
*roots for the Whopper*
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No, YOUR tired and write typos becuase you need breakfast.
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Fries: LET’S JOIN FORCES
Onion rings: WE’LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Both: MUAHAHAHAHA
Guy: [eats fries and onion rings] Delicious.
~fin~
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A refresh button but for fries.
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*goes from zero to amazing in like 3 hashbrowns*
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Burgers > Brackets
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*bracket busts*
*temporarily sad*
*orders Chicken Fries*
*goes back to normal*
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At the
# FinalFour ? Like
# ChickenFries ? Need a ride? What a
coincidence. The Chicken Fries car is giving out free rides all
weekend.
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[hungry guy ordering]
“Yes, I’ll have what everyone in the Burger King is having.”
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If you’re eating BK and reading this, you’re totally EATING BK IN THE FUTURE, OMG WHAT’S IT LIKE?!
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[Two guys waiting in the drive-thru]
Guy 1: Did you know that music is just vibrations?
Guy 2:
Guy 1:
Guy 2: Just get me a number 3
Guy 1: K
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U EVEN LIFT BRO?
*lifts Whopper*
*takes bite*
YES
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[Walks out of BK holding to-go bag with a face drawn on it]
“This date is going great”
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*zooms in on the Whopper in your selfie*
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[Whopper commercial]
*guy awkwardly standing there with 100 whoppers in hands*
“Is this seriously all you want me to do?”
ANNCR: WHOPPER.
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The best thing that goes with fries is you.
Ketchup, indeed.
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Girl: No, YOU hang up.
Fries: ...
Girl: This is so us.
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[on first date]
*breaks long silence*
guy: mom, i know you love BK, but did you really have to come along with us?
mom: YES.
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Need ketchup?
MAKE IT RAIN
*starts pouring ketchup on Whopper*
Okay, OKAY, that’s enough, thanks
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