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Weekend plans? You mean onion rings.
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“Truth or Dare” “Dare” “Go get us BK”
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Let’s go to BK instead. pic.twitter.com/9RzxkwcKoA
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👨: I’m going to miss you 🍔: I know *eats Whopper* *wipes away single tear*
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*Goes to prom with Whopper*
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Him: can I have all of the Chicken Fries, please? BK: How many boxes? Him: I don’t think you understood me.
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Mom: what’s on your phone background? Girl: my boyfriend Mom: it looks like fries to me Girl: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
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Grill on, friend. pic.twitter.com/snUqJ4to0P
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Four five seconds from drive-thru.
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Feelings Feeling Feelin Feeli Feel Fe Fr Fri Frie Fries
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Play
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*emo guy orders* “Would you like any sighs with that?” “excuse me?” “Sides. Any sides with that.”
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Nice try, potato that’s not a fry.
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“I’ve got you covered.” -ketchup
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*guy has a wonderful day* *goes back to lady at the drive-thru* “I actually did it”
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Gonna need some BK. Starting, yesterday.
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Plot Twist: Whopper Jr grows up #WhopperWednesday
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Time fries when you’re tweeting in puns.
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Says he can’t cook. Asks what you want from BK. Keeper.
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Sketch artist: Tell me about your parents facial features Fries: very potato-like
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Guy: “I got you a gift.” Girl: “You got me a Big Fish sandwich?” Guy: “Was I talking to myself again?”
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*takes selfie with fries* Fries: No, delete it.
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⚪ in a relationship ⚪ it’s complicated 🔘 Whopper
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search history: how do you know if onion rings like you
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*finally gets around to attempting homework* “well, time for a drive-thru run.”
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#TakeYourChildToWorkDay [Whopper and Whopper Jr enter room] “Dad, why are a bunch of humans staring at us?” “RUN, SON, RUN!”
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*Points at cars in BK drive-thru* “THESE PEOPLE TOTALLY GET IT”
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He took my Croissan’wich, your honor.
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Who called them onion rings and not pure happiness?
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hash browns > #hashtags
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🙅 bring her fries 💏 be fries
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“Your job is done here, champ.” *takes last bite of Whopper* *wipes away single tear*
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[at wedding] Will you love her, cherish her, and take her to BK every day like you used to?
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I have good & bad news. Girl: Ok, the bad news? Guy: I ate your Whopper. Girl: OMG [cries] and the good news? Guy: IT. WAS. AM-AAA-ZING.
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Unlike some sayings, you definitely can have your fries, and eat them too.
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🎶Hold me closer Tiny Whopperrrr🎶 No? Those aren’t the words?
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*gets relationship advice* *dates onion rings instead*
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fries are red onion rings are blue actually just really hungry rn and neither of those are true
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An order of onion rings are called friends.
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A wise man once said, “Whopper.” And everyone agreed.
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Play
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Awwww those fries in your hand look so good right now.
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Buying food that’s not #ChickenFries is hard.
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Strolls in late to class with Croissan’wich Looks at teacher ‘Suup Teacher eats Croissan’wich
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[throws fries at potato harvest] “Go. You’re free now.”
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Play
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Let’s talk about it over breakfast. pic.twitter.com/01YWJoN2PU
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🎶IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE🎶 -Guy who’s flame grilling a Whopper, probably
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Picture of the Year: The Fault in our Onion Rings. pic.twitter.com/DReX3B1FIo
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Best Duo: Double Whopper & Bite Out of Whopper. pic.twitter.com/qmk0G5e5ET
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Best Hero: Whopper-Lord pic.twitter.com/rYqFpFOwtH
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“When did you know it was true love?” “As soon as I saw the onion rings, I knew.”
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Dating fries… Pro: they’re great listeners. Con: You look like you’re talking to yourself. Worth it.
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Roses are Whoppers Violets are Whoppers Never try to write poetry when you’re hungry.
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Let’s roll to BK. *lays down on floor* *rolls out the door*
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